Hired by brinks security, he got paid on commission $10.00 an hour to get client remotely interested in buying a security alarm.  Sal walked to his 4th house that day.   Brinks did video monitoring and training for each of their employees.  

"Ah shit!"

"What is it?"

"We can hear you and we got you on camera three."Jeanine said in a bored manner.

"Sorry, I just stepped in dog shit, alright you'll get that off later, NOW GET GOING TO YOUR NEXT HOUSE." Jeanine screamed staring closer at her monitor in the surveillance van, while popping some Cheese Puffs in her mouth.  

Knock, Knock

-"Hello, can I help you?" a bald man with glasses and a wirey mustache asks.

"Yes sir, you heard of Brinks Security System, right?"

"Not interested."  He pushes the door against Sal's pushed out hand.

Stopping the door, Sal says, "No sir-I'm not selling anything, well not today anyway-"

"Okay, then?"

We're conducting a survey,.  How many times has your property been broken into?"

"Ah, let me think." He chuckles.

 "Twice, if you count that time-a brink's agents tried to make off with my dog's shit.  

Sal is severely agitated.

"Good day, to you sir" he says and storms off.