We come to cut the grass:Unlikely things I will never do:

I won't become a Champlain so that I can pick up dirty diapers and heroine syringes off the church parking lot.
I won't shovel snow for the same reason either.
 I won't be an ear doctor for an ear load of crap or pick out some one's dirty dentures.
 No I won't play an accordion for a arm load of stone deaf seniors.
 I can't do that and I won't.

There are some things we can't imagine other professionals doing.

Do lawyers have to listen to lies from shady-old-two timers who secretly sell crack?
Do catholic preachers secretly take naps in the confession corners while confessors are picking their teeth?
Are those garbage drivers secretly hitting it off with dumpster divers?